Girl with titanium hip will rock. Girl with titanium hip will write. Girl with titanium hip will read. Girl with titanium hip will battle crazy-ass disease called Wegener's Granulomatosis. Now stuff that in your spelling bee!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
The Editor's Bag Redux
So today I learned that my gorgeous new bag has another use: it's big enough to hold the "sample" of the 24-hour urine test I had to do this week. What a quiet irony to my life. I mean, hell, if I have to go to the hospital with a day's worth of pee, it might as well be in style.
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You should write Roots a letter. I'm sure they haven't even considered that sales angle.
Hilarious dude. Hilarious.
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